Friday 14 December 2007

Christmas Jokes

How does Good King Wencleslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even!

How does and Eskimo build his house?
'Igloos' it together!

Why is a descant called a descant?
Because sopranos 'descant' sing them!

Did you know that the three wise men came from Yorkshire? It was the only place they could find three wise men together. No, really, it says in the Bible 'wise men came from the East Riding, on camels'.

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